A partial* list of things Chaz does not care about:

• Brian A Collier.
• PITA
• Chaz was ignoring Brian.
• everyone can hear his headphones.
• you
• Chaz
• he doesn't not care about cool sink faucets that turn on by a single touch
• SOPA
• PIPA
• .....Lance Armstrong
• your problems
• the price of your auto insurance
• your baby's name
• where you keep the tofu bars and lettuce wraps
• your whining
• what you want for christmas
• Russia.
• women.
• Cathy was glad that she didn't make this list.
• The fact that our members of Congress and the Senate make obscene amounts of money, and yet they complain about spending and threaten to halt government services and pay.
• * You can search the complete list of things Chaz doesn't care about here.